The M&M Blues

Little Kay Kay is divorced and she is blue as she can be.
Little Kay Kay is divorced and she is blue as she can be.
So when you see little Kay Kay, please be kind to her for me.

I am a mean, mean woman; I know cause he told me so.
I am a mean, mean woman, but I don’t let my meanness steal the show.
Sometimes I am merely snarky; sometimes I give snarky a go.

Divorce is a bummer, but not the only bummer, you know.
Divorce is a bummer, but life is full of things that blow.
Like, unless your hair is bouncy, you can’t run for Mayor, that’s so.

If you are a mean, mean woman, you should eat some M & M’s.
If you are a mean, mean woman, sweeten up with M & M’s.
But you’ll really get the blues when you learn that you have to walk the length of a
football field to burn the calories in just one of them.

Little Kay Kay is divorced and she is blue as she can be.
Little Kay Kay is divorced and she is blue as she can be.
So when you see little Kay Kay, please be kind to her for me.

By Kay Ballard